Squirrel’s Nut
Life science copywriting
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LIFE SCIENCE COPYWRITER
I fix that one page at a time, at a fixed price. Send me a page and get a written teardown: the three fixes that matter most, plus a rewritten headline.
Trained in biology and medical lab research
Years in life science sales, selling to researchers and procurement
From €450 per page, fixed price
FIVE REVIEWS A MONTH
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A written teardown of one page, done by hand, in your inbox within 5 working days.
You get the review and one follow-up email. Nothing else.
01 / WHERE PAGES LOSE SCIENTISTS
A
The headline is a model number
XR-500 microplate reader says what it is. It doesn’t say why a lab should pick it over the five others on its shortlist.
B
The proof is buried
Scientists buy on data. When validation sits in a PDF three clicks down, most of them never see it.
C
Adjectives instead of answers
State-of-the-art and comprehensive tell a scientist nothing. Numbers, timelines and conditions do.
02 / EXAMPLE TEARDOWNS
Three real reviews of public life science pages, anonymised. Same format as yours: three fixes and a rewritten headline.
03 / WHO WRITES YOUR COPY
I’m Edward Verwayen. I trained in biology and medical laboratory research, then spent years in life science sales, working with researchers and procurement teams in academia and biotech.
That means I know what a researcher checks before requesting a quote, what procurement asks next, and which claims make a scientist close the tab. You won’t spend your first call explaining what an epitope is.
04 / HOW IT WORKS
Send one page
A product page, service page or homepage. Whichever matters most to your pipeline.
Get a free teardown
The three changes that will make the biggest difference, plus a rewritten headline you can use straight away.
Rewrite if you want it
Fixed price, agreed upfront. Research, draft and one round of revisions included.
Product or service page
€450
Homepage
€850
Five pages or more
€375 per page
Prices exclude VAT.
05 / BUILT FOR
Lab instrument makers
Assay and kit developers
Lab consumables suppliers
Life science software
06 / QUESTIONS
Is the review really free?
Will you understand our science?
You also work in life science sales. Is that a conflict?
Do you work under NDA?
Find out where it loses scientists, and what to change first.
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